I don’t wanna dance,
No I don’t wanna dance
To me it makes no sense
I don’t wanna run,
No I don’t wanna run
Because it is no fun

No sports! I love my body
No sports! I love my body
Look at my knees! They are not bloody
Look at my shirt! You see, no dirt.

Oh no, I don’t like riding
I hate paragliding
I don’t wanna tumble down
And lie dead on the ground

I don’t like the races,
No, I don’t like the races
I’d rather stay in other places
Don’t like no horses and no cars
I’d rather hang around in bars

My God it stinks of sweat
I stay in bed instead.
Sportsmen kick all kinds of balls
On fields, in water and in halls
Athletes’ feet are always aching
And you can hear their bones breaking

(Text & Musik: Simon)